Holla everybody..nice to be here again..it feels like I’m in an imaginary world created by chemistry of my liquid things in my mind..so aku rs dh tiba masanya ntuk aku smbg blik apa yg aku dh tgl pd post yg lepas..terasa diri ni dpgil kembali untuk meneruskan apa yg dh aku cite pd post yg lps..creepy wooohhoooo..aku rs sbenanya nk stop je cite ni tp oleh kerana post aku yg lps mndpt pembacaan yg begitu bagus, so aku kene teruskan jgak cite ni smpi abih wlupn ad beberapa perkara ganjil telah berlaku pd aku slps aku memostingkn post aku yg lps..so let it begins now..
Version nenek aku :
Br2 ni jiran dsbelah umah aku mengalami penyakit yg amat kritikal dan bahaya pd dirinye..beliau mengalami diabetes..aku sendiri pn naik insaf dn ketaq bl dpt tau beliau jd mcm tu..so bl dh kene mcm tu, beliau telah pulang ke kg org tuanye untuk menjalani rawatan perubatan tradisional dan rawatan moden..itu sj jln yg ikhtiar yg beliau nmpk..xpela..all the best untuk dia..so slps lbih kurg 8 ke 9 bulan beliau pergi berubat, maka pulang la beliau ke rumahnye, syurganye..pd hari pertama aku tgk dia smpi ke umah dia, aku terkesima skjp sbb tgk perubahan yg mendadak pd dirinye..dia dh kurus..pd asalnye dia mmg seorg yg sgt gemuk dn berbadan besar..untuk pengetahuan semua, beliau ini adalah seorg wanita..dl berat bdnya mungkin 3 kl ganda berat aku..tp skrg ni beliau dh 3 kali ganda lebih kurus dri aku..ngeri..bl aku tnya apa rahsianye, beliau hnya mendiamkan diri sahaja..aku pon mls nk tny bnyk..
So pd satu hari, tidak lama dr hari kepulangan beliau, beliau dtg ke umah aku sj membuat lawtan social..sj boring2 katenye..so lps sembng2 ngan nenek aku, beliau mengajak nenek aku untuk menemani beliau untuk tido brsm pd mlm tu..maklum la, beliau mmg hdup bujang..xkawin lg..sblom tu dia ad cite yg pd mlm pertama hr dia blik ke umah dia tu, ad smthg yg mengacau tidonye..sesuatu yg mempunyai bulu yg lebat, hitam dan bsr..membuat kacau d dlm blik tdur dn dapur nya..so stlh mndgr cite tu, nenek aku pn g la tmn dia supaya xd pape yg lbih buruk akan berlaku..pd mlm itu aku xtau ap yg sbenanye yg telah berlaku..
Untuk pengetahuan semua, jiran aku ni dl ad seorg nenek yg bersama2 beliau hdup didlm umah tu..nenek aku pn kwn baik jgak ngan nenek jiran aku ni..cuma neneknye telah pergi menyambut seruan illahi beberapa tahun dl..aku sntiasa bersyukur sbb still ad nenek yg amat aku syg skali..aku cite sume ni bkn apa, sbb mmg ad kene mngena ngan apa yg berlaku pd nenek aku..
So bl sesudh pg keesokn harinye..nenek aku pulang ke umah n mcm bese je..mcm xd pape yg berlaku pd nye..bl senja menjelma, cahaya siang hampir hilang ditelan langit..angin jantan pn sdh mula bertiupan menderu2 melintasi bumbung umah aku yg mmbuat aku terasa dingin di seluruh liang kulit badan aku..pd ms tu, nenek aku mula bercerita tentang apa yg sbenya berlaku pd mlm smlm bl beliau g tmn jiran aku tido kt umah dia..citenye, pd mlm tu, nenek aku ngan jiran aku tido didlm bilik yg berlainan..pelik kn?..aku pn xphm nape nk tdo asing2..pdhal takut tu..so nenek aku tdo kt ruang tamu umah jiran aku..mnkala jiran aku pulak tdo dlm bliknye sendiri..abah dia..nape xtdo je kt luar ngan nenek aku tu??hmm..pelik..bl time nenek aku sdh memejam kan mata, dlm 3 ke 4 jam, nenek aku tersedar dr tidonye sendiri..bkn trkejut sbb bunyi aneh atau terkejut sbb rs nk buang air, tetapi nenek aku telah di kejut kan oleh seseorg yg teramat2 beliau x sgka..dlm keadaan yg agak gelap tu, neneka aku nmpk byg sesuatu yg kejutkan beliau..nenek jiran aku tu yg kejut kan nenek aku dr tidonye..abah seram bl aku dgr..nsib baik nenek aku xd sakit jantung..nenek aku ckp ckp siap bnd tu tegur dia lg tu..
‘’tido ye mawa..’’
Tu lah ungkapan yg nenek aku dgr pd mlm tu..maka semua ayat2 suci Al Quran pn terkeluar bg mnjadi pndinding nenek aku dr bnd yg sdg dtg mengacau beliau..nenek aku pejamkan mata sehingga subuh dn hnya memekak kn telinga smpi ke fajar..so bl mlm sterusnya berlabuh, jiran aku still ajak nenek aku temankan dia lg..korg tau apa jwpn nenek aku slps tu..NO WAY MAN!!!
Monday, February 22, 2010
Chapter 7 : Yngwie Malmsteen (OST Black Star)
Yngwie J. Malmsteen arrived on the scene in 1983 when he emigrated to America from his native Sweden. Malmsteen created a style - an ear-searing blend of metal bombast and classical beauty that is one of the most immediately recognizable of ALL guitarists. He elevated classical chops to new heights, adding a definite European stamp both dark-sounding and blindingly fast.
"I've been exposed to classical music since I was five years old," says Yngwie, who was born in Stockholm on June 30, 1963. "My mother listened to Bach so much, and I grew to really love his music. Bach's chord progressions and melodies are the most beautiful things ever written. "My family was very musical," he adds. "My sister played flute and piano and my brother played guitar, drums, piano, violin, and accordian. My father even played guitar."
Malmsteen maintains that his biggest classical influence is 19th-century violin virtuoso Nicolo Paganini. "I was in my early teens the first time I heard his music," recalls Yngwie," and he's been my idol ever since. I got turned on to him through a Swedish TV show. A Russian violinist was playing some Paganini stuff on the program, and I freaked. I quickly put a portable tape recorder in front of the TV to get it on tape. When I found out later what the guy was playing, I went out and bought Paganiniâs "24 Caprices," which is my all-time favorite thing to listen to. "Thatâs how I wanted to play guitar. He did with his instrument what few have ever come close to doing.
He was a rock and roller-very wild and very extreme." Yngwie's work overflows with classically influenced playing. His Grammy-nominated debut solo album, "Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Rising Force," is regarded by many as the definitive document of neoclassical rock guitar. "Those compositions ["Black Star" and "Far Beyond the Sun"] sort of sum up my style," says Yngwie. "There are fast runs, slow harmonies, and some really nice arpeggios in them. Those songs are like icons for me. I'll probably play them until the day I die." Malmsteen first picked up a guitar on September 18, 1970-the day Jimi Hendrix died. "Hendrix did inspire me to play," Yngwie affirms, "but I was more influenced by his image than his music. He looked so cool and was a fantastic performer." Says Yngwie: "I don't think anyone can actually teach someone how to play guitar. The desire should come from inside.
Guitar is at a stage where one has to do oneâs own innovations. Playing electric guitar is not like playing classical violin, which has been around for hundreds of years. To play classical violin, one has to be taught the specific skills needed to perform that particular kind of music. Once you get past the basics needed to play guitar, the rest is up to you." Guitarists with mind-boggling technique can be quite boring on stage, but Malmsteen impresses as well as entertains. He is always in constant motion, whether playing his Stratocaster with his teeth or twirling it around his body.
"When I play a song at rehearsals I often get bored with it," he admits. "But as soon as I get in front of an audience I'll get excited and everything comes alive. I'm not just playing for myself. I live for my audience-they're everything. It's the best feeling imaginable to go on stage and have the crowd love you. As long as there's an audience, I'll never lose the desire to play."
Chapter 6 : Weight Loss Plan (OST How Deep Is Your Love)
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies,
"I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
"This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies,
"I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you are mine!!!"
He lost 63 pounds that week.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Chapter 5 : Dr Alam Angker (OST If Only Tonite We Could Sleep)
Smlam aku blik awal..bese la bl sume boss dh xd ofis,blik awal la..aku smpi umah agak awal jgak tp hmpr senja jgak aku smpi..aku kuar dlm 6.30 gitu..sesmpinyer aku kt umah, rehat..lepak2..smbl2 nk tgu maghrib masuk,aku lepak kt blik aku..
Smbl dlm mengelamun tu tetibe aku terbau sesuatu yg amat aku kenali..misteri tp memberangsangkan..mak aku masak kt dapur..huhu..aku pon apa lg, trus laju g ke kubu masakan mama aku yg penuh dgn nilai santapan2 yg amat tgi nilainye..
Bpak aku pon ad smlm..so kitorg pon memulakan sesi persembangan kosong keluarga dgn pnuh meriah dan beradab..smbl2 mak aku ngah menggoreng kentang dgn mggunakan secret resepi yg sdh sekian lm mnjd rahsia tradisi keluarga dlm bidang masakan, bermula la sebuah kisah misteri yg begitu ancient skali yg blom pernah dikupas oleh mn2 pengkaji alam misteri dn penggiat filem seram di arena hiburan negara kite ni..
Version mama aku :
Pd satu masa dl, msa bpak ngan mak aku memula kawin, aku pon xlahir lg time tu..pnh terjadi satu kejadian aneh dan misteri kt umah aku yg skrg ni dh berusia lebih kurg 60 tahun..lps parent aku kawin xsmpi usia sebulan, mak aku mengalami kejadian seram yg smpi skrg xpnh mak aku lupakan..citenyer, smggu dua sblom parent aku kawin, atok aku belah bapak aku telah pergi selama2nya mengadap tuhan yg maha esa..meninggal akibat penyakit angin ahmar..so citenya semasa dhjung2 hayat arwah atuk aku ni dl beliau ad pki tongkat bg memudahkan dirinya ntuk berjalan..sehingga la beliau meninggal dunia..innalillah..so slps 2 3 mggu parent aku mendirikan masjid, mak aku, yg memula skali sdr..bunyi tongkat kt atas umah aku..pehh..seram giler kate mak aku..bunyi seolah2 ad org brjln menggunakan tongkat..bnd ni berlaku lps jam 12 mlm..nape mst lps 12 mlm???hmmm..pelik..so bnd tu jd dlm agak2 smgu jgk la..smpi satu masa bpk aku kne naik umah tue n guna segala ilmu yg bpk aku ad ntuk berbicara ngan bnd2 halus tu..alhamdulillah hilang sumenye..bapak aku ckp maybe roh arwah atuk aku blik skejap nk tgk2 umah n famili dia..selamat..
Version bapak aku :
Pd satu dl yg xbp dl dr cite aku yg memula td, ad lg satu cite angker yg btul2 dl menggemparkan satu kg aku tu..bapak aku cite pn bole naik bulu roma 90 darjah..ad satu famili ni br je dkurniakan anak tp xd rezeki sbb kedua2nya meninggal..diorg ni dr kaum madura kot..si ibu mati bersalin anak sulong..mmg bnyk pantang larang n bnd yg kne ikut,..jgn seskali break the rule..not this one..citernye, lps si ibu meninggal dunia, si suami pulak maybe kurg ilmu pengetahuan dlm bidang agama ni..diorg main bungkus je mayat dgn tikar mengkuang n then just konvoi ngan moto ntuk g tanam kt tanah perkuburan islam yg letaknya xjauh dr umah aku ni..bl dh smpi kt situ, upacara menanam mayat pn berlaku..aku pon xpasti apa yg berlaku time tu..menurut cite dr bapak aku, time diorg wat sume time maghrib..time bnyk setan merayau2..so slps upacara tu sume dh setel..diorg blik..xtau la dh wat talkin ke blom..xtau mcmn kesempurnaan mayat tu..selang 2 3 hari, br tdgr cite yg btul2 wat kg aku gempar..mayat si ibu blik dr tanah kubur..mmg ad bbrapa org saksi yg hdup lg smpi skrg nmpk bnd 2 btul2 dpn mata diorg..bnd ni jd nk dkt sbuln jgak..member bapak aku alami bnd ni sendiri..xpe,nnt aku tnya dia punya version pulak..kejadian ni mmg menyeramkan penduduk kg..mn x nyer, kl dh bnd putih terbang menangis siap ngn berdarah2 kt tgh2 jln..sape yg berani kuar mlm lg..spnjg kejadian tu, mmg slalu la bunyi anjing melalak stiap mlm..sume org bl mlm je trus kunci sume pintu..dh sunyi sepi je jdnyer..bl keadaan dh jd kecoh, maka otai2 kg aku pn kluar la masing2 ntuk menyelesaikan mslh ini..pak imam n the gang turut menyiasat perkara sbena shingga la brjmp dgn keluarga si mati..bl dh d cite sumenyer maka satu fellowship d tubuhkn untuk ke kubur si mati bg re-sempurnakan mayat beliau..slps dh setel sume, alhamdulillah..selamat dh kg aku..
ad bnyk lg aku nak cite...version nenek aku pulak..tp nnt la aku story lg..seram pulak aku sorg2 kt ofis ni..so......chow..
Smbl dlm mengelamun tu tetibe aku terbau sesuatu yg amat aku kenali..misteri tp memberangsangkan..mak aku masak kt dapur..huhu..aku pon apa lg, trus laju g ke kubu masakan mama aku yg penuh dgn nilai santapan2 yg amat tgi nilainye..
Bpak aku pon ad smlm..so kitorg pon memulakan sesi persembangan kosong keluarga dgn pnuh meriah dan beradab..smbl2 mak aku ngah menggoreng kentang dgn mggunakan secret resepi yg sdh sekian lm mnjd rahsia tradisi keluarga dlm bidang masakan, bermula la sebuah kisah misteri yg begitu ancient skali yg blom pernah dikupas oleh mn2 pengkaji alam misteri dn penggiat filem seram di arena hiburan negara kite ni..
Version mama aku :
Pd satu masa dl, msa bpak ngan mak aku memula kawin, aku pon xlahir lg time tu..pnh terjadi satu kejadian aneh dan misteri kt umah aku yg skrg ni dh berusia lebih kurg 60 tahun..lps parent aku kawin xsmpi usia sebulan, mak aku mengalami kejadian seram yg smpi skrg xpnh mak aku lupakan..citenyer, smggu dua sblom parent aku kawin, atok aku belah bapak aku telah pergi selama2nya mengadap tuhan yg maha esa..meninggal akibat penyakit angin ahmar..so citenya semasa dhjung2 hayat arwah atuk aku ni dl beliau ad pki tongkat bg memudahkan dirinya ntuk berjalan..sehingga la beliau meninggal dunia..innalillah..so slps 2 3 mggu parent aku mendirikan masjid, mak aku, yg memula skali sdr..bunyi tongkat kt atas umah aku..pehh..seram giler kate mak aku..bunyi seolah2 ad org brjln menggunakan tongkat..bnd ni berlaku lps jam 12 mlm..nape mst lps 12 mlm???hmmm..pelik..so bnd tu jd dlm agak2 smgu jgk la..smpi satu masa bpk aku kne naik umah tue n guna segala ilmu yg bpk aku ad ntuk berbicara ngan bnd2 halus tu..alhamdulillah hilang sumenye..bapak aku ckp maybe roh arwah atuk aku blik skejap nk tgk2 umah n famili dia..selamat..
Version bapak aku :
Pd satu dl yg xbp dl dr cite aku yg memula td, ad lg satu cite angker yg btul2 dl menggemparkan satu kg aku tu..bapak aku cite pn bole naik bulu roma 90 darjah..ad satu famili ni br je dkurniakan anak tp xd rezeki sbb kedua2nya meninggal..diorg ni dr kaum madura kot..si ibu mati bersalin anak sulong..mmg bnyk pantang larang n bnd yg kne ikut,..jgn seskali break the rule..not this one..citernye, lps si ibu meninggal dunia, si suami pulak maybe kurg ilmu pengetahuan dlm bidang agama ni..diorg main bungkus je mayat dgn tikar mengkuang n then just konvoi ngan moto ntuk g tanam kt tanah perkuburan islam yg letaknya xjauh dr umah aku ni..bl dh smpi kt situ, upacara menanam mayat pn berlaku..aku pon xpasti apa yg berlaku time tu..menurut cite dr bapak aku, time diorg wat sume time maghrib..time bnyk setan merayau2..so slps upacara tu sume dh setel..diorg blik..xtau la dh wat talkin ke blom..xtau mcmn kesempurnaan mayat tu..selang 2 3 hari, br tdgr cite yg btul2 wat kg aku gempar..mayat si ibu blik dr tanah kubur..mmg ad bbrapa org saksi yg hdup lg smpi skrg nmpk bnd 2 btul2 dpn mata diorg..bnd ni jd nk dkt sbuln jgak..member bapak aku alami bnd ni sendiri..xpe,nnt aku tnya dia punya version pulak..kejadian ni mmg menyeramkan penduduk kg..mn x nyer, kl dh bnd putih terbang menangis siap ngn berdarah2 kt tgh2 jln..sape yg berani kuar mlm lg..spnjg kejadian tu, mmg slalu la bunyi anjing melalak stiap mlm..sume org bl mlm je trus kunci sume pintu..dh sunyi sepi je jdnyer..bl keadaan dh jd kecoh, maka otai2 kg aku pn kluar la masing2 ntuk menyelesaikan mslh ini..pak imam n the gang turut menyiasat perkara sbena shingga la brjmp dgn keluarga si mati..bl dh d cite sumenyer maka satu fellowship d tubuhkn untuk ke kubur si mati bg re-sempurnakan mayat beliau..slps dh setel sume, alhamdulillah..selamat dh kg aku..
ad bnyk lg aku nak cite...version nenek aku pulak..tp nnt la aku story lg..seram pulak aku sorg2 kt ofis ni..so......chow..
Chapter 4 : The Service (OST I Miss U)
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church.
It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
The seven-year-old had been staring at th e plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."
"Good morning," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
"What is this?" Alex asked.
"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Alex's voice was trembling and barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.
The seven-year-old had been staring at th e plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."
"Good morning," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
"What is this?" Alex asked.
"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Alex's voice was trembling and barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
Chapter 3 : ATM (OST C U When U Get There)
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
Chapter 2 : The Embarassing Moment (OST Meet Me Halfway)
Let’s face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just be thankful that none of them were as humiliating (and hilarious!) as these:
"A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"
"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."
"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’
An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?" She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments." The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean by $500?"
"A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"
"A woman and her sister were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red and walked away."
"A lady picked up several items at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word 'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’
An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?" She was alert, suspecting this man, and responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Customers in the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to embarrassing moments." The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean by $500?"
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Chapter 1 : See my Lacking (OST Come with me)
Panas..hr2 yg berlaku sblum ni sume pns2 belaka..maybe musim kemarau ni xkn berenti selagi blom tibe musim hujan nnt..hmm..apa yg aku ckp ni.. kt umah aku pon abah panas..br2 ni member aku ad suggest nk g join scuba..wow..what a nice idea..tp aku kene tgk bajet jgak nk g wat aktiviti tu..knfm kne kluar blanja yg bnyk..tp aku ad bnyk plan hjung thun ni..so mmg kne detail ngan bajet aku..
Hr ni aku masuk ofis mcm bese..boss ramai xd..tp still keje aku ad je yg nk kene siap kn..dh la msuk tghr..apa la nk jd..huhu…keadaan sekeliling mcm bese..suasana ofis la kate kn..sdg2 aku duduk2 wat keje trus terlintas dlm minda aku sesuatu yg aku dh lm xrs sejak aku kecik2 dl..maybe aku ni sdikit kebudk2kn..sbb still rs apa yg aku rs sejak zaman aku kecik dl..tp ntah la..maybe sbenanya setiap org ad perasaan ni..tp sume dh give up sbb there’s nothing to feel n think about it anymore..maybe tu la yg diorg rs..so let its begin..
There’s so many dramas here..and I see them standing there as cry-er and laugher of sorrow..a lot of my enemies will going down..see my fall..see my loss..but they can’t do anything..just fire up my defence against them..fight my enemies..come on..u can run..u can hide..what will u do..just stand up n fight with me..
Hr ni aku masuk ofis mcm bese..boss ramai xd..tp still keje aku ad je yg nk kene siap kn..dh la msuk tghr..apa la nk jd..huhu…keadaan sekeliling mcm bese..suasana ofis la kate kn..sdg2 aku duduk2 wat keje trus terlintas dlm minda aku sesuatu yg aku dh lm xrs sejak aku kecik2 dl..maybe aku ni sdikit kebudk2kn..sbb still rs apa yg aku rs sejak zaman aku kecik dl..tp ntah la..maybe sbenanya setiap org ad perasaan ni..tp sume dh give up sbb there’s nothing to feel n think about it anymore..maybe tu la yg diorg rs..so let its begin..
There’s so many dramas here..and I see them standing there as cry-er and laugher of sorrow..a lot of my enemies will going down..see my fall..see my loss..but they can’t do anything..just fire up my defence against them..fight my enemies..come on..u can run..u can hide..what will u do..just stand up n fight with me..
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Prologue Chapter 0 : Still got the blues (OST Symmetry)
Still the best of me..that was all I can said when I was frankly heard the song called Crash n Burn by Savage Garden..mood??not that happy but..still can breathe calmly..searching through my heart n sitting back upon my memories to refresh everything I’ve done lately..funny..i can’t think one..the visibility of my existence is more complicated here..rather than the political of my own country..from this spot, my sight is only can reached to the grey-blurred-glass-window that stood up beautifully 8 meters from my work space..from there u can imagine the world unbounded that lies under u feet..u can feel it crawled under ur blood isn’t..if u know what I mean..u know that I’m rite..
I'm still in the of light of the tunnel shine..still walk in a same haze..still lived in the same ways..from that morning, I always felt that these days was obviously tiring my body.. exhausting my energy.. keep make me pretty buzy..issues pending..got a thing to do..everyday seems to be violet-sky-mood..hoho..u know what I mean??
Right know my ears was only focusing to the music that been played from my device..pc I mean..Come on over by Christina Aguelera..i never heard this song before..but..hhmmmm..i think it is pretty good..good song, good singer..good soul..and the most importantly..great tone..haha..i thought so..
Tomorrow’s my birthday..my hope??mmm..dont know yet..maybe it is still in my plan..my girl??yeah, I’m in love with her..she is the most beautiful-genius-gorgeous-girl in the whole world..dont u think?? Coz only she know that she have a key to my heart..i dare u to move..maybe forever is not that long anymore..i’m still myself to wait for her..maybe she is the one who’s waiting??haha..maybe..
I'm still in the of light of the tunnel shine..still walk in a same haze..still lived in the same ways..from that morning, I always felt that these days was obviously tiring my body.. exhausting my energy.. keep make me pretty buzy..issues pending..got a thing to do..everyday seems to be violet-sky-mood..hoho..u know what I mean??
Right know my ears was only focusing to the music that been played from my device..pc I mean..Come on over by Christina Aguelera..i never heard this song before..but..hhmmmm..i think it is pretty good..good song, good singer..good soul..and the most importantly..great tone..haha..i thought so..
Tomorrow’s my birthday..my hope??mmm..dont know yet..maybe it is still in my plan..my girl??yeah, I’m in love with her..she is the most beautiful-genius-gorgeous-girl in the whole world..dont u think?? Coz only she know that she have a key to my heart..i dare u to move..maybe forever is not that long anymore..i’m still myself to wait for her..maybe she is the one who’s waiting??haha..maybe..
Thursday, February 4, 2010
bad news a.k.a mmg haram jadah
Aahhhh..ngantuknyer..hi..kite skali lg berada dlm slh satu fasa kisah2 kehidupan aku..yap,hr ni aku msuk ofis..abah ngantuk..keje??bese la..mn pnh abih..stiap hr ad je yg btimbun..so aku br je lps tgk movie..the proposal..psl boss n staff kawin paksa..ironik giler..time ngah rehat ni la aku nk rest jap..rehat2kan pale2 yg ngah pening ni..smbl letak kan diri aku kt blakang memori n semak satu persatu..
Dlm2 aku ngah mengelamun, tb2 aku dpt satu berita buruk yg amat aku xsuka nk dgr..ntah la..aku nk ckp pn aku xtau mcmn..makin btmbh pening pale aku..sumenye psl keje aku..sume stf batch aku sume xsuka dgn berita buruk ni..tp..tgu jela..bl dh btul2 knfem nnt, aku akn bgtau korg sume..kl dh mcm gmpng, mmg gmpng jgak diorg ni..
Dlm2 aku ngah mengelamun, tb2 aku dpt satu berita buruk yg amat aku xsuka nk dgr..ntah la..aku nk ckp pn aku xtau mcmn..makin btmbh pening pale aku..sumenye psl keje aku..sume stf batch aku sume xsuka dgn berita buruk ni..tp..tgu jela..bl dh btul2 knfem nnt, aku akn bgtau korg sume..kl dh mcm gmpng, mmg gmpng jgak diorg ni..
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
4 more Muslims charged in Malaysia church attacks a.k.a aku terbaca berita ni pg td, apa peranan kite pulak??
By JULIA ZAPPEI,Associated Press Writer - Wednesday, February
KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia – A Malaysian court charged four more Muslims on Tuesday with attacking churches in a row over the use of the word "Allah" by Christians.
Three men and a teenager were charged in northern Perak state with throwing firebombs at two churches and a convent school on Jan. 10, prosecutor Hamdan Hamzah said. They face a maximum prison term of 20 years.
The three men, aged 19, 21 and 28, pleaded not guilty, while the 17-year-old, charged in a juvenile court, pleaded guilty to the offense. His case will next be heard on March 24, Hamdan said.
Three other Muslims were charged last week with setting fire to a church on Jan. 8, the first and most serious incident in a series of attacks and vandalism at churches, a Sikh temple, mosques and Muslim prayer rooms.
The attacks have underscored religious tensions in the country, where minority Buddhists, Christians and Hindus complain they regularly face discrimination.
The latest tensions follow a High Court ruling on Dec. 31 that allowed the Herald, the main newspaper of the Roman Catholic Church in Malaysia, to use "Allah" in its Malay-language pages. Allah is the word for God in Malay, the same as in Arabic.
The ruling upset some Muslims who believe "Allah" should be exclusive to Islam. The government has appealed the verdict, arguing the use of "Allah" by non-Muslims is confusing.
Some 60 percent of 28 million Malaysians are ethnic Malay Muslims. Much of the rest are ethnic Chinese and Indians, who mostly practice Buddhism, Christianity and Hinduism.
cuti a.k.a si bodo xreti wat keje
Hari ni aku cuti..nape aku cuti??ntah la..maybe bdn aku xbp sdp pn ye jgak..atau maybe aku dh xd motivasi lg nk keje kt situ..burden??xd la sgt..aku bole terima keje bnyk..tp maybe aku mmg xbole terima org2 yg ad kt situ..nape??ntah la..sakit jiwa dibuatnya..bkn aku suka ngelak keje..aku suka dgn keje aku skrg..tp..nape sntiasa ad sj org yg ingin jatuh kan org ln..pantang btol tgk kl org ln besenang lenang skejap..dia??huish,pantang diganggu n dsuruh..kl kene suruh wat keje, sume xreti..bl wat, sume salah..even taip surat pon slah format..xskolah ke??..ckp mcm bpk dia je yg jd perdana menteri..ntah la..nape la ad org2 yg mcm ni..nasib baik famili, tunang aku n member2 baik aku slalu bg sokongan moral..kl x, ntah apa jd dh kt aku ni..Xpe, lupa kn balok tu dl..cite bnyk2 dlm ni pn xgune..menatang tu still mcm tu..xpe,biar tuhan je yg tentukan hdup dia..yg penting aku kene tau apa yg aku buat, apa yg aku mau, dn mcmn aku corakkan hdup aku ni..slagi aku bole tahan, aku go on..slagi ad lg org2 tsyg d sekeliling aku, aku go on..ok..chow!
bln februari pap!! a.k.a bln bnyk event
Bulan Februari kembali lg..aku rs tahun 2010 punyer bln februari ad bnyk event2 bsr yag akan berlaku..korg tau x???perasan???..ok,pd yg xtau tu, bln februari kl ad bnyk hari2 bsr yg kite lalui seluruh Negara..maybe dunia??hmm..maybe..ok..pap!biar aku cite satu persatu..br2 ni kite dh pon menyambut Hari Wilayah Persekutuan..smlm la pon kot..hr yg disambut penuh meriah skali..xtaula kl korg xjoin sm..aku pon xjoin jgak sbenaya..haha..tgk berita je..sbenanya aku xbp pasti nape kite sume kt wilayah kene smbut hri ni..tp xpe,asl kan tmpt keje aku dlm wilayah,so aku cuti la smlm..Yahoo!!..ok..pap!..yg kedua pulak yg bakal menjelang ialah
Tahun Baru Cina..so, aku ucapkan selamat beraya pd sume warga Malaysia yg berbangsa cina..sbenanya hri tu jg merupakan hari valentine yg besenye disambut oleh sume psgn kekasih kt atas muka bumi ni..aku???ntah..xpnh pulak aku terpk nk smbut hari tu..so..pap,biar je la..wat2 lupa sudaa..so,hari seterusnya ialah hari yg amat ditunggu2 oleh sume umat Islam..hari yg amat dibangga2kn..hari yg amat best n mulia skali aku rs..Hari 
Keputeraan Nabi kite Nabi Muhammad SAW..atau lebih kite kenali ngan hari Maulidur Rasul atau pon Maulud Nabi SAW..so ms ni la kite kene prepare hadiah yg btol2 brharga ntuk diri kite sndiri, agama, dan bangsa..apa hadiahnya??terpulang la kt korg nk interpret mksd aku psl hadiah tu..pd sape2 yg dh bese buat n bg hadiah, diorg mst tau..pd yg xtau n xphm apa mksd aku td, cri la ilmu pd sape2 yg tau..ok..aku tau sume nip on sbb kalender bsr ad tpampang dpn muka ni ha..haha….tp ntuk pengetahuan korg sume, ad satu lg event bsr yg xd tertulis dlm kalender seluruh dunia..aku mmg sj xbg org yg wat kalender tu tulis psl hari power tu….hari yg aku mksdkn tu sbenanya, tarikh lahir aku..hoho..aku lahir dlm bulan Februari jgak..hahaha..yei yei..dh nk meningkat umur aku ke tahap seterusnyer…pd sape2 yg tau, nnt kite lpk, blanja aku mkn ok..huhu..so..kite jmp lg..
aku nk chowdh..letih..bye!!penyakit binatang berjangkit kt org a.k.a H1N1
Sjk kblkgn dunia kite slalu mengalami mslh yg hyper sehingga bole melupuskan kewujudan species manusia..politik, perang, kemiskinan, kekejaman, pencemaran, n mcm2 lg..Br2 ni pon kite di kejutkn lg dgn wabak penyakit selesema babi a.k.a H1N1..
Dl dh landa skali..ni kite skali lg knew at tindakan brjg2 ntuk mghadai gelombang kedua pwqabak ni..aku pon xtau sm ad kite dh di landa ke blom..so pd sape2 yg ad mslh dn symptom2 yg berkaitan ngan wabak ni,err..cpt2 la dptkn nasihat doctor..jgn pndi2 wat bjak sndri pulak..apa yg kite tgk kt dlm tv psl laporan wabak ni adlah maklumat yg xbp tepat..diorg tutup bnd yg sbena sbb takut kekecohan akan berlaku pd sume rakyat jelata..bgus..langkah yg bijak..tp…btol ke..????hmm ntah la..kerajaan lebih tau..aku just rakyat jelata yg bese2 je..
Dl dh landa skali..ni kite skali lg knew at tindakan brjg2 ntuk mghadai gelombang kedua pwqabak ni..aku pon xtau sm ad kite dh di landa ke blom..so pd sape2 yg ad mslh dn symptom2 yg berkaitan ngan wabak ni,err..cpt2 la dptkn nasihat doctor..jgn pndi2 wat bjak sndri pulak..apa yg kite tgk kt dlm tv psl laporan wabak ni adlah maklumat yg xbp tepat..diorg tutup bnd yg sbena sbb takut kekecohan akan berlaku pd sume rakyat jelata..bgus..langkah yg bijak..tp…btol ke..????hmm ntah la..kerajaan lebih tau..aku just rakyat jelata yg bese2 je..
Keje aku a.k.a Kebajikan
Hohoho..aku smbg blik dr prmemorian aku yg lps..so xd apa sgt aku nk cite kl ni..sume pon dh blik..aku keje skg kt dlm unit latihan JKM..cawangan pengurusan sumber manusia..HR???ntah mcmn bole aku dpt bahagian pon aku xtau..sdikit sbnyk ni la sume staf2 yg bertugas dlm unit aku ni..kl ad yg korg knl,bgtau la ye..
Sbnrnye tunang aku pn dl keje kt sini dl..tp dia bhgn knk2..so xsm la department aku ngan dia..tp still bole jmp stiap hari..yahoo..dia la yg bwk aku masuk..huhu..
mekasih syg..I LOVE U SO MUCH!!terlalu bnyk dh dia tlg aku dlm hdup ni..aku??lalai,xsabar,baran dan mcm2 lg..so mgkn tuhan send dia kt aku sbg pengimbang hdup aku..mn xnyer,dia la yg slalu wat aku jd cool kl aku ngah marah..slalu wat aku tenang kl aku ngah ssh hati..bnyk lg la..xtckp aku..tp papehal pon aku ttp berterima kasih pdnye sbb sudi untuk teman aku seumur hdup hoho..insyaallah kl ad rezeki dan jodoh..
mekasih syg..I LOVE U SO MUCH!!terlalu bnyk dh dia tlg aku dlm hdup ni..aku??lalai,xsabar,baran dan mcm2 lg..so mgkn tuhan send dia kt aku sbg pengimbang hdup aku..mn xnyer,dia la yg slalu wat aku jd cool kl aku ngah marah..slalu wat aku tenang kl aku ngah ssh hati..bnyk lg la..xtckp aku..tp papehal pon aku ttp berterima kasih pdnye sbb sudi untuk teman aku seumur hdup hoho..insyaallah kl ad rezeki dan jodoh..Monday, February 1, 2010
2010 a.k.a mCm2 haL
Tahun ni dh masuk dh tahun 2010. spatutnyer dh ad azam baru..aku ??ntah la..apa azam aku tahun ni aku xbp pasti lg..kawin?dlm plan..ad rezeki,ad la..skg ni pon ngah usaha ngumpul duit n jg hbgn aku ngan kekasih hati aku..family ??best, sume dh setuju ngan kami..so msing2 ngah kumpul duit la ni huhu..keje ??ntah,xpnh siap..wat abih yg ni,dtg lg yg tu pulak..abih yg tu, dtg blik yg ni..pening pale aku..
tp apa nk buat sume tu dh keje aku n tmpt aku cari rezeki..so, xnk komplen bnyk2..watnyer tuhan tarik blik nikmat aku yg satu ni..mau farmville aku..boss ??ad mcm sial,ad yg baik..ad jgak yg sial pura2 baik..yg baik pura2 sial ??hmm..xd kot..sume poyo nk nmpk baik..bongok…siap ad yg blagak mcm wat keje tp…ntah la..malas nk ckp..
tp apa nk buat sume tu dh keje aku n tmpt aku cari rezeki..so, xnk komplen bnyk2..watnyer tuhan tarik blik nikmat aku yg satu ni..mau farmville aku..boss ??ad mcm sial,ad yg baik..ad jgak yg sial pura2 baik..yg baik pura2 sial ??hmm..xd kot..sume poyo nk nmpk baik..bongok…siap ad yg blagak mcm wat keje tp…ntah la..malas nk ckp..
tp tu bkn aku nk cite dlm ni..apa yg wat aku pening pale skg ni, mslh band aku yg xrenti2 kekurangan line up..aku pon xtau pehal asik jd gitu je..alih2 yg tgl muka aku ngan muka muiz..xbole blah btol..tp aku ad jalan aku sndiri..wlupon ktorg xslalu jamm tp msing2 ad projek sndiri..so develop kami dr situ..aku wat ms ni bnyk join band ofis aku..jauh gak prjalanan band ni..mcm2 yg teruk2 dh ktog hadapi..tp still stnding..hahaha..papehal pon aku still masih berminat nk bwk band aku ni ke stau fasa yg lebih jauh..penat dh asik tgk kejayaan band lain..Cuma bl pk blik,still ad problem yg blom setel lg..line up…xpnh ckup n kekal…pelik aku..pehal ntah..maybe xkene ngan pale n jiwa diorg kot..audition dh bnyk dh..ntah la..papehal pon aku ttp usaha kn jgak..ok,nnt smbg..bnyk pulak keje boss bodo aku ni bg..choW !!
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